This guy gets on a plane to Pittsburgh and as he walks down the aisle everyone keeps looking at him cause he's got this huge black eye. So he sits down in his seat and looks over and the guy next to him has a huge black eye as well. "Well this is a coincidence," he says. "How did you get yours?" And the guy says: "Well, I was in line to buy the ticket for this very flight, and the girl behind the counter had the biggest nicest tits I've ever seen so when I walked up instead of saying 'I would like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said 'I would like a picket to Tittsberg' and she punched me in the face. How did you get yours?" And the other guys says: "Well it's kind of the same thing really... I was sitting down to breakfast with my wife and instead of saying 'Could you pass the wheaties hon?' I said 'You ruined my life you STUPID BITCH!'"
Mood: meh. who cares? Listening to: panic! at the disco Reading: a seperate peace-john knowles
i know those of you who are watching me are being bombarded with deviations from me...but i just found all my digital seattle pics and boy am i excited!! so...bear with me...