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moving...

Mon Jun 26, 2006, 6:35 PM
over the next few days i will be transferring to a new account. i still want your support!! [link] thanks!!

Devious Journal Entry

Wed Jun 21, 2006, 3:18 PM
so, i'm gonna make enough $$ this summer to buy a DSLR, an ipod and a CAR.

i can't wait.

hahahaha

Fri May 26, 2006, 4:26 AM
This guy gets on a plane to Pittsburgh and as he walks down the aisle everyone keeps looking at him cause he's got this huge black eye. So he sits down in his seat and looks over and the guy next to him has a huge black eye as well. "Well this is a coincidence," he says. "How did you get yours?" And the guy says: "Well, I was in line to buy the ticket for this very flight, and the girl behind the counter had the biggest nicest tits I've ever seen so when I walked up instead of saying 'I would like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said 'I would like a picket to Tittsberg' and she punched me in the face. How did you get yours?" And the other guys says: "Well it's kind of the same thing really... I was sitting down to breakfast with my wife and instead of saying 'Could you pass the wheaties hon?' I said 'You ruined my life you STUPID BITCH!'"


possibly the funniest joke i've read in a while.

stop the hate

Mon May 1, 2006, 3:29 PM
i KNOW DA is an art site, and i fully support free speech [like, rabidly]
however, hate is not art.

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sign the petition.
help stop the hate.

Devious Journal Entry

Tue Apr 11, 2006, 7:00 PM
sorry guys

Mood: Depressed meh. who cares?
Listening to: panic! at the disco
Reading: a seperate peace-john knowles

i know those of you who are watching me are being bombarded with deviations from me...but i just found all my digital seattle pics and boy am i excited!! so...bear with me...

<3 x infinity
jess

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